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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

EXAMINATION

EXAMINATION IS A CRICKET MATCH
THE CANDIDATE IS THE BATSMAN
THE EXAMINER IS THE UMPIRE
THE SUPERVISOR IS THE LEG UMPIRE
 THE EXAMINATION HALL IS THE STADIUM
 THE WRITING DESK IS THE PITCH
THE MARKS SHEET IS THE SCOREBOARD
THE PEN IS THE BAT
THE QUESTION PAPER IS THE OVER
 A DIFFICULT QUESTION IS A GOAL
A CONFUSION QUESTION IS A FLIPPER


 A GOOD ANSWER IS A COVER DRIVE
A QUICK ANSWER IS A SQUARE CUT
WRITING ANSWER WITHOUT STOPPING IS A FOUR
TO THINK AND THEN ANSWER IS SIX
TO STOP AFTER SOLVING HALF A QUESTION IS RUN OUT
TO BE CAUGHT WITH CHIT IS L.B.W
NOT SOLVING ANY QUESTION IS STUMP OUT
A BLANK ANSWER SHEET IS CLEAN BOWLED
 A GOOD RANK IN THE CLASS IS "MAN OF THE MATCH"
A GOOD POSITION IN THE SCHOOL IS "MAN OF THE SERIES"
 A DISTINCTION IS CENTUARY
TO FAIL IS TO LOSE A MATCH
TO PASS IS A VICTORY
RE EXAMINATION IS FOLLOW ON
TO FAIL IN REEXAMINATION IS TO SUFFER AN INNINGS DEFEAT

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